The local church need to be repainted and the work wasput out to tender. A man put in the cheapest bid and he won the contract.
It was much cheaper than all the other bids because he cheated. He thinned the paint.
He is working on the job when a thunder cloud develops and sends a bolt of lightening toward him which hit his ladder. The ladder fell and so did he.
As he lay there, thinking about how lucky he was to have lived, a thunderous voice spike to him from within the thunder cloud:
"REPAINT! REPAINT! AND THIN NO MORE!"
and:
"This year I'm voting Republican. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."
-Monica Lewinsky
I'm not willing to let this go...
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Knitting is still going on, but I've lost of bit of the mojo. It's OK I
always get it back and I highly doubt it won't this time as well. I am
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5 months ago
5 comments:
you rascal! haha!!
Colin - you are such a sick man! Now i know why i like you so much!
Joan
OH - PS just want you to know I sent BOTH jokes out to my church choir!
Dear Colin, I left something on my blog for you.
junieann
I love you straight foreword style and sense of humor. I will be back to read another day.......
Leslie
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